What is a cat's favorite color?

why. its Purrrrrrrrple!

Do you want to hear a pizza joke?

On second thoughts, never mind, it's too cheesy!

Do you want to hear a pizza joke?

On second thoughts, never mind, it's too cheesy!

HAHAHAHA

This joke may not translate well to the rest of the world as in Australia our rubbish bins are called wheelie bins.

a man hadn't seen his neighbour for sometime. As he was wheeling his bin out for rubbish day he noticed his neighbour across the road.
he strolled across greeted him and ask where he had been?
The neighbour told him of his fantastic overseas trip he had been on.
The man remembering it was rubbish day said "where's your wheelie bin"
The neighbour says- "well I wheelie bin in prison but I thought I would tell everyone I had been on an overseas trip!"