So I am back home again.  No more slips to bed.  Oh well, not too big of a deal.
So the Mrs. did notice that I shaved my legs and called me out on it.  She did not sound very happy that I did it.  Now, I have a very difficult time lying, I am just a really bad liar.  But I have a way around that.
So she then asks me... "What, are you trying to become a woman?"
So I answer her back sarcastically, yeah, that's exactly what I am trying to do, with this mug, I'll make a beautiful woman.  :p
She just rolls her eyes at me in disgust.  Now of course truth me told, I am not really trying to become a woman, just a bit more feminine.  Just want a good balance between good and evil.  
I know... I know... I am postponing the inevitable.  But seriously, I just got back into town, and I REALLY don't feel like getting into a heated argument right now.  Surely I must be a glutton for self punishment.  Why else would I put myself in these situations.