[Missed Miss]

I walked home from a gig very late one night, a good 90 minute walk, I still have no idea how many miles, maybe 5 to 8. By the time I got a block from home it was at least 5:00 a.m. and the sun was just coming up. I was wearing a black mini skirt and either white or tan tights. I JUST steppe over the railing on the bypass ramp about 200 feet from my back yard, putting a hole in my knee AND my tights at the time, when this woman that lives across the street from me walks by with her dog!! (I spent a number of years in school with her step-daughter.) She took one look at me and I thought, "Oops!! Caught!!", and she said, slightly snippy, "What do you call THAT?" I said, "A skirt!", and continued walking!