[Stevenator.]

Dang, Poly ... Thibgs are progressing wonderfully for you! 

I thought about this this thread yesterday when I went to the grocery store with a sleeveless T-Shirt on. It was slightly dirty from me messing with potted plants, and my wife asked, “you’re not going to wear *that*, are you? I half-way defiantly asked, Why Not? She hesitated and said, because it’s dirty. I grabbed both boobs and did the “push-up” motion, and said, It’s not because of these?! And she said Both! I laughed & said it’s only the grocery store & cautiously left. I knew I was obviously showing, and I knew I was in uncharted territory. I was convinced that “no one” was noticing, so I stood a little taller & more erect. About that time I noticed a female employee had passed me for the third time, so I threw my chest out. She never made eye contact, so I brushed it off. A few minutes later, she had walked past me for the fifth time, and by then I was convinced she was stalking me. LoL.