(12-12-2013, 02:51 AM)Missed Miss Wrote: A newly married couple move into a new house and the next morning the husband gets up and goes to work. That evening, he comes home find his new wife sliding down the bannister from the second floor completely naked and says to her, "Honey, what are you doing?" She says, "Just warming up your dinner!"
(12-12-2013, 04:32 AM)Missed Miss Wrote: Lol, funny!
An Indian boy was asking his father, Screaming Eagle, how Indians come up with the names for their children. His father says, "It's very simple. The first thing the woman sees after her baby is born becomes the baby's name. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"