I think this is the best way to explain it...
Women are sports cars. Men are pickups. I'm a pickup that really want to be a sports car. Some men are lucky enough to be a
Baja, or an
El Camino or even a
Maloo. Something that could be made to at least look like a sports car. I was not so lucky. I'm not just a pickup, I'm a
Ford F-650 Super Duty pickup. Sure, I could spend tons of money and put on a body kit, lower the suspension, put on sports tires, paint on racing stripes, but in the end, I'd just be a hideous pickup truck trying horribly to look like a sports car and running a lot worse because of it. So, instead, I'm just going to put on a spoiler and be happy with that.