Facial hair like an sos pad...
Just as itchy.
Except the moustache, which I keep as part of the plan to visually
differentiate myself from my father (not my biggest role model)
I am also fighting to keep my hair on top of my head (same reason I keep
the 'stache - another story though).
I try to keep the beard off, don't like it, though I had a
full beard as a teen, kept catching it my jacket zippers.