(05-02-2015, 08:14 PM)ElainMoria Wrote: Cordless home phones are just not NEARLY as satisfying to hang up on some prat with as the old clunky wired phones. It's hard to make your point when all you can do is press a button to hang up with instead of slamming the phone down into the receiver cradle. *grumbles angrily*
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I know!! It's like if you're pissed off and you need to throw something and all you can find is a Nerf ball!! It just don't make it!! Same with swearing, "Oh, SUGAR!!" just don't make it!! It's just GOTTA be, "FUCK!!". First off, the F in fuck allows you to vent some steam, especially if you drag it out a bit. "Fffff". The U allows you to exercise your vocal chords, almost like a scream of anger, like yelling, "AAAAAAA!!!!". And the final two, CK, said hard enough, hit that final "CK!!" REAL hard!! It'll give you that lovely slamming-the-phone-down feeling! CK!!!! Try them separately and see. Fffff, AAAAAAA!!!!, CK!!!! What a nice release of stress!! :-) "Fuck" is the perfect word to get your frustration out!! I don't know WHY people think it's so terrible!! Those that think that have never said it and enjoyed the pluses, the release, FROM saying it the right way!
"AWWW, FFFFUUUUCK!!!!! [Sigh] Okay, let's go buy some shoes."