Ha ha!

That was the reason I was looking in a mirror, silly!

What's all this nonsense about a rectal exam? We're talking about the perineal area.... the midline area above the anus but below the scrotum.

Well, if you aren't curious to see if there are peculiar developments just below your scrotum, I have to admire your self-control.

(and I certainly wouldn't expect any photograph requests, as I indicated earlier!)

Ta-ta!

B.

With all of this talk about hemmoroids and needing a mirror I assumed you were talking about the anus.

Great, now there is something else I need to keep an eye on. yay! Kind of like this side effect though. Ok, got up this morning and checked, slight discoloration is starting to occur.