[spanky (aka Lola)]

I may have a new challenge in this area. My step-son and his fiance have just decided to have a 'destination' wedding next January in the Turks and Caicos. While I'm delighted that they are finally formalizing their partnership, the destination seems to present an environment in which I fancy it may be very hard to hide anything, and from the entire family. I'm not in fact much into things like scuba diving and beach activities, which looks to be rather a waste considering how expensive a do it is likely to be, but has anyone any ideas about alternative interests I can plead in order to keep my top half at least decently covered? All I have resolved so far is that we must open a special savings account to deal with expenses, but that doesn't help hide boobs.

I have worried over the same basic question. The best I can come up with is to buy some kind of not-too-feminine cover-up. I have also thought of claiming my dermatologist said I cannot bare my torso due to propensity for skin cancer. (I do not like lying, however, and have not convinced myself to use this ruse.)