[Missed Miss]

Yah. I love puns. Honestly, though, I didn't mean to wrankle anyone. Call them whatever you want... I like the term "muffins" personally. But then again, that goes back to my teen years and my love of The Smiths. There was a song on the album The Queen Is Dead... "some girls are bigger than others"... but, again, I digress.

We shouldn't bite at each other, we're a community of weirdos already... why would anyone want to further ostracize one of the brotherhood of the breast? I did not mean to come off as rude or judgmental.

I just thought the way original conversation was presented was silly.
Tits and tats... how could you not laugh. Seriously. No pun intended this time.

And to address the original point, I really like Doodle's idea of saying that "I'm taking a medication that causes gyno."

Because I am... lots of it.

No harm done, I didn't take it offensively.
"Tits for tats" was intended to be funny! Glad you found it that way!