[IndustrialD1amond]

I did buy a bull bag, they were pretty cheap and I thought what the hell. After delivery I found it barely contained half the goods. 
Then I started thinking of alternatives, came up with a glass jar. 
Once cream is liberally applied I can squish all my junk in the jar (not just the scrotum) and it provides a reasonable seal.
Absorption seems to take a lot longer leading me to believe a lot of what I previously thought absorbed was simply drying out. 
For chest/bust perhaps glad wrap/cling film would do the same, currently trying that out and it seems to hold true so far.

Why don't you just use a latex balloon to hold all the product? They're extremely cheap and should be OK to use unless you have a latex allergy