[VergeOfDiscovery]

Just read on German news page that sales of sex toys and condoms have increased dramatically.
WHAT is wrong with these people?
Are they thinking when I'm in bed with a fever, full of mucus and gasping for breath, that will be a good time to get a toy out.
Who monitors toy sales? What kind of job is that.

Am expecting batteries will soon be in short supply.

The majority in self-isolation are not sick, they stay isolated to avoid getting sick. I have heard many predictions that in 9-10 months there will be global baby boom, because with little else to do, people will do it like rabbits. And for those without a relationship, well, toys are excellent aiding to self-pleasure.

Exactly my point. In this day and age, the increase in masturbatory self pleasure is likely the greater trajectory than any baby boom of days of old, as many of the randy with little else to do will still be disinclined to procreate in the current environment we find ourselves in.