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Speaking of batteries, I've often noticed (when trying to buy them) through many a disaster (blackouts, hurricanes, terrorist attacks, etc.) that it's probably a very good thing that vibrators and flashlights do NOT depend on the same size battery!

Really? Have never owned one so wouldn't know you're a mine of information not going to ask how you know about vibrator-flashlight single cell incompatibility issues

Never owned a flashlight? They come quite in handy in the dark.

Flashlight (the thing that illuminates one's way in the dark - not the thing some stick their D-icks into)!