I think this is the best way to explain it...
Women are sports cars.  Men are pickups.  I'm a pickup that really want to be a sports car.  Some men are lucky enough to be a Baja, or an El Camino or even a Maloo.  Something that could be made to at least look like a sports car.  I was not so lucky.  I'm not just a pickup, I'm a Ford F-650 Super Duty pickup.  Sure, I could spend tons of money and put on a body kit, lower the suspension, put on sports tires, paint on racing stripes, but in the end, I'd just be a hideous pickup truck trying horribly to look like a sports car and running a lot worse because of it.  So, instead, I'm just going to put on a spoiler and be happy with that.