[The First Aria]

So, I'm in a store late last night picking up some ice cream. I can see the last at the cashregistor eyeing me up, Specificly taking great interest in my chest. I am obviously thinking, well I guess the lady is looking at my chest trying to figure me out. I thought fuck it, any reason your staring so hard at my chest?? I say to her. The reply I got was not as I was expecting, it's your T shirt she says, I'm trying to figure out what it's saying. I look down, and oh....I kinda forgot I had this t shirt on. Lol

That has me truly ROFLMAO