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From what I'm hearing, He Shou Wu is good for re-growing hair AND keeping it from going grey! http://youtu.be/AKuGniuFk-E
Until you can get SRS, you can get a pair of "Gurl Shorts" to hide your plonker AND look like you have a vagina!! https://www.gurlshorts.com/ http://femskin.com/girdle.htm
As for your missing finger, there's a Dr. at Pitt that's come up with a way to completely regrow a missing finger part in just a few WEEKS! http://youtu.be/DtBUM51t4iw http://youtu.be/NEnLK0oJCa8 http://youtu.be/LIlEsG4pdjM

Those gurlshorts are kinda expensive !!. I would also expect them to be rather sticky during the warmer summer months.