[WantAPair]

A zillion dollars, another zillion dollars, a teddy bear that sings me to sleep every night, five zillion dollars, an automatic dog polisher, a fur-lined sink, a gasoline-powered turtle-neck sweater, a car that runs on hand cream, a Mellotron, a Chapman Stick, a Sitar, a job in a radio station playing what I want to play, a fully functional incredibly sexy female body in place of my own, an entire replacement of EVERYONE in government, and the letter M stricken from the English alphabet! (You HAVE to ask for ONE really crazy thing!! Lol, a singing Teddy bear!!!! LMAO!!!!)