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I just tell people I used to be obese and the boobs have proven to be very stubborn, which is often true for most overweight men looking to lose weight, then ask if the person has any tips on boobie busting. 9 times out of 10, you will get something about this or that excercise and that will be the end of it. On the off chance you are speaking to a health nut, just tell the person you need to get back to work and send any details in an email. If this person asks, tell them you haven't gotten around to reading the email yet, or certain excercises are too hard on your back.