31-07-2014, 04:00 AM
Apparently I have a couple of twins which I have never met. Unfortunately, the police are looking for them. Twice, now, maybe thrice, I've been picked up by the police for crimes I've NEVER committed and let go once they found out I was not the guy they were looking for. Last week I read an article in the paper about a guy that was actually arrested and put on trial AND in jail for a crime HE never committed, only to be let go later once it was found out and proven that he's NOT the guy they were looking for, but he closely matches the description of the guy that DID it. so, I'm thinking seriously about dressing VERY differently just SO I can stand out and be COMPLETELY unmistaken for these guys that the police are looking for!! I'm talking about ALWAYS wearing very colourful skirts and shirts and even wearing, or just growing, my tits in a big way, so that they can NOT mistake me for the other guy!! What I find QUITE odd about it already is that there seems to be at least one other guy in this area that is 6' 9" tall, has long brown hair and three teeth missing!! WHAT are the odds of there being just TWO guys in the same town that look exactly like me, let alone 4???? A month ago, some guy on a bus told me there's another guy that also rides the bus a lot that looks exactly like me!! Poor guy!!