[GoneGirl]

I think I know how you feel, Lenneth. A year ago I had an EKG where they attach electrodes to my chest. The elderly nurse asked me to remove my shirt. She took one look at my chest and said, "Oh my, we have a hairy one here!"

I wonder what she would say today if I took off my shirt. Knowing her she would probably exclaim, "Oh my, we have a booby one here!" LOL

Clara