[Missed Miss]

I want mine to meet

Well, have you tried introducing them to each other? Go ahead, it's easy! Just say, "Boob A, I want you to meet a very dear friend of mine, Boob B! Boob B, this is Boob A."

To bad they didn't meet earlier on, they could've been best buds

BREAST buds!!

Yeah I didn't wanna be too cliché when it came to making that joke given the forum categories we have

You're forgiven. ;-)