[Missed Miss]

Nothing at all against her, it was just a sperm of the moment kinda thing.

You must be punished for that one! Auuuugh!

LOL.

They once tried to do a scientific study to see if puns would make people laugh. They got a bunch of people to participate and each one was told ten puns and their reactions to them were recorded to see how many of the ten would make people laugh. At the end of the study, it was found that no pun in ten did!

Also, they had a wank probably because she didn't like having sex with him in fem garb, and that's just how he felt like getting off.

Could be... Mr Happy doesn't like to perform when there's judgmental people around.

This is quite true!!

Sometimes a bloke just needs to rub one out, without all the foreplay and cuddling and rigmarole. The gal should never feel slighted by that, unless she's made it obvious that she's super horny. Then you're in the doghouse, and possibly replaced at least temporarily by her B.O.B.

It goes both ways, too. I've had girlfriends who haven't had the slightest compunction taking matters into their own hands, so it's all good. Having hangups about masturbation is a good sign that there will be other hangups....

My ex-fiancé stopped letting me plow her fields, then, a few years later laughingly told me that she lets both her dogs do her orally!! This, only a few years after she caught me pulling my pud and got really cheesed off about it, as you've said. That was about 3 years before she shut me off completely. Vapid wench!!