10-07-2014, 04:57 PM
I got a $120.00 ticket for fishing without a license from the conservation police
So my new BF wants to take me fishing and says I need to get a fishing license... I tell him Id love to but Im not gonna present my old male Id to get one that Im gonna have to change in a month anyway... I told him Id take my chances....
So its a beautiful day and I went with some short shorts and a bikini top, dirty old man says Im looking good
So we start fishing and another dirty old man comes by to BS about the fishing and no doubt check me out Nothing out of the ordinary though, he had no clue
So I catch a nice perch and a nice bluegill, fishing is going good
Dirty old man goes on his way and Its all good just enjoying the weather and the fishing....
Until the DNR cop showed up
So he asks hows the fishing going... Then asks my BF for his license, he shows it to him.... Then he asks for mine, I tell him no I dont have one So he says come on and have a seat in the truck mam
So he asks for Id and I tell him I dont have any on me... So he starts asking for name and address ect.... Im like fuck, this is gonna suck but I better come clean
So I give him my ID and he was genuinely surprised LOL.. He was very nice and respectful though So I figured Id tell him my story about the name change and court date in three weeks and try to get out of it.... He was sympathetic but he still wrote the ticket
So I ask him a bunch of questions about the whole deal and decide to pay cash for bond and I will let the court find me guilty and keep the bond...
He says "you wont be able to get a license for one year if found guilty"
We'll see if I can get one with my new name in a month though
So my new BF wants to take me fishing and says I need to get a fishing license... I tell him Id love to but Im not gonna present my old male Id to get one that Im gonna have to change in a month anyway... I told him Id take my chances....
So its a beautiful day and I went with some short shorts and a bikini top, dirty old man says Im looking good
So we start fishing and another dirty old man comes by to BS about the fishing and no doubt check me out Nothing out of the ordinary though, he had no clue
So I catch a nice perch and a nice bluegill, fishing is going good
Dirty old man goes on his way and Its all good just enjoying the weather and the fishing....
Until the DNR cop showed up
So he asks hows the fishing going... Then asks my BF for his license, he shows it to him.... Then he asks for mine, I tell him no I dont have one So he says come on and have a seat in the truck mam
So he asks for Id and I tell him I dont have any on me... So he starts asking for name and address ect.... Im like fuck, this is gonna suck but I better come clean
So I give him my ID and he was genuinely surprised LOL.. He was very nice and respectful though So I figured Id tell him my story about the name change and court date in three weeks and try to get out of it.... He was sympathetic but he still wrote the ticket
So I ask him a bunch of questions about the whole deal and decide to pay cash for bond and I will let the court find me guilty and keep the bond...
He says "you wont be able to get a license for one year if found guilty"
We'll see if I can get one with my new name in a month though