I'm pretty sure #1 applies to me, only I don't generally notice.
As to #2, well - SORT of.
Halloween, 2012, I think it was.
We're being silly, new neighborhood, going to meet everyone, right? Kids are coming Trick-or-treating, parents with them, mostly teenage kids - no littles.
So, we were sort of late getting to Halloween - P. wasn't in costume (unheard of), and I ... Well, I grabbed one of her dresses, a halter style with built-in cups. Squeezed into a pair of her heels, had a long, blonde wig. I also sport a goatee, just to give the image... ;-)
And the daughter comes running up just before everyone else in her little group - warns us...
So, she runs back to join the group as they walk up the street to our house. They're at the end of the walkway...
I throw open the door, go running (mincing) out, yelling, "Girls, Girls, Girls!!!"
You could've heard a PIN drop... NO ONE knew how to react.
THEN, the moms started laughing.... Ready to pee themselves, I think! :-)
The teens were uncomfortable, I think, looking at each other....
It was FUNNY... :-D
But I don't know if they "got" it.
Later, we found out the whole neighborhood had a stick up their collective (ahem), but - what's done is done. :-P
-WE- had fun, anyway.