(sung to "love me tender"):
my Breasts are tender,
nipples too,
they are so sore,
I hold my breath till im blue,
When i bang them against the counter,
or steering wheel,
or brush against my tshirt, how sore they feel..
i bite my lip, and stifle a scream
how hard it is to live this dream,
large breasts as good as they seem,
are pain in the ass,
they get in the way,
men love to stare at them all day
(chorus)
Breasts so tender,
nipples too,
i hold my breath until i'm blue,
brush them bump them they hurt so much,
i just cringe at the touch,
itchy, scratchy, all the same
beauty is pain, the name of the game.
... and thats all i have... too poooped to think of more (elapsed tiem five min )