bad jokes that make you groan - Printable Version

+- Breast Growth For Genetic Males (https://www.breastnexum.com)
+-- Forum: General (https://www.breastnexum.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: Any Other Subjects (https://www.breastnexum.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=5)
+--- Thread: bad jokes that make you groan (/showthread.php?tid=25093)

---

bad jokes that make you groan - tanysquirrel - 02-01-2016

One day a writer told his publisher about a new book of fiction he wanted to write.
His publisher exclaimed " What a novel idea!"

( yes i just made that one up)

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - WantAPair - 02-01-2016

Cisco!
Yes? What you want Manuel?
Cisco, ze church! She is on fire!
Ooo!! Holy smoke!!

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - WantAPair - 02-01-2016

What did the French poodle say to the butcher?
"C'est si bon!"

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - tanysquirrel - 02-01-2016

How do you get addition to multiply?

You take one male rabbit, add it to one female rabbit....and they multiply...:p

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - WantAPair - 02-01-2016

(02-01-2016, 03:48 PM)Tanya Marie Squirrel Wrote:  How do you get addition to multiply?

You take one male rabbit, add it to one female rabbit....and they multiply...:p

You don't even have to stir briskly, eh?

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - WantAPair - 02-01-2016

Me: What's red and goes, "Ding-a-ling!"
You: I don't know.
Me: A red Ding-a-ling! What's green and goes, "Ding-A-Ling?"
You: A green Ding-a-ling?
Me: No, they only come in red!!

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - tanysquirrel - 02-01-2016

Stir it just a ' hare', not too much :p

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - tanysquirrel - 02-01-2016

Q: What happened when the elephant stepped on the grape?

A: they gave out a little wine ( whine).

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - tanysquirrel - 02-01-2016

If jim croce were an herbalist, what song would he sing?
" Thyme in a bottle"

---

RE: bad jokes that make you groan - Mindy2017 - 02-01-2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up. It was two tired.

---