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One day a writer told his publisher about a new book of fiction he wanted to write.
His publisher exclaimed " What a novel idea!"

( yes i just made that one up)
Cisco!
Yes? What you want Manuel?
Cisco, ze church! She is on fire!
Ooo!! Holy smoke!!
What did the French poodle say to the butcher?
"C'est si bon!"
How do you get addition to multiply?

You take one male rabbit, add it to one female rabbit....and they multiply...:p
(02-01-2016, 03:48 PM)Tanya Marie Squirrel Wrote: [ -> ]How do you get addition to multiply?

You take one male rabbit, add it to one female rabbit....and they multiply...:p

You don't even have to stir briskly, eh?
Me: What's red and goes, "Ding-a-ling!"
You: I don't know.
Me: A red Ding-a-ling! What's green and goes, "Ding-A-Ling?"
You: A green Ding-a-ling?
Me: No, they only come in red!!
Stir it just a ' hare', not too much :p
Q: What happened when the elephant stepped on the grape?

A: they gave out a little wine ( whine).
If jim croce were an herbalist, what song would he sing?
" Thyme in a bottle"
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up. It was two tired.
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